Matt Cutts has officially been launched into space in his rocket, Spam Blaster!  We don’t want to fill this space with a whole lot of words.  We just want to thank those who came up with names for the rocket and those who voted!  What did we learn from this experience?  Well, Matt… you may be incredible at fighting spam… but as you will see, you may want to keep your day job. 

Oh, Adam and Joe… Your hard work and long hours were both AMAZING. Thank you!

I’m sick of TV. Really. Anyone that knows anything about anything knows that no one watches TV anymore. No one buys TVs anymore. Nothing good is ever made for TV anymore.

Example.

Yesterday I was watching the TV and a show called “Jeopardy” came on.  In case you haven’t heard of it, I will give you the premise. 

A man gives you an answer (that’s right — an answer!), and you have to respond to him with the question to his answer.  That’s a hard concept to get ones head around, so…

Example.

“Besides humans, this is the land mammal with the longest lifespan.”

And then you would answer (question) with…

“What is an elephant?”

But here’s the problem with that scenario.  If I went to a party and really seriously wanted to know what an elephant was and Bob (he’s at most of my parties) answered my question with, “Besides humans, this is the land mammal with the longest lifespan,”  I would still have no idea what an elephant was. That answer is RIDICULOUS.

TV is out of touch.

Back to that scenario. Let’s get Bob’s STUPID answer out of the way and allow me some time to examine my own personal conduct at the aforementioned party. Why am I going around asking people what an elephant is?  Am I that guy? And furthermore, the only answer Bob should have given me is “Where are your keys?” Bob sucks.

So what are you going to do about it?

What is stop watching Jeopardy and make my own internet tv show? See what I did there? So we’ve come to the real meat of the post now. I say TV is dead because I am pleased to announce that I am working on a internet TV show about a little company called “GetMyHomesValue.com“. Heard of it? The show will be called…

20MIL

and is about the company’s growth from where it is today to a 20 million dollar company.  Fresh…relevant…concise…hip with the kids…exciting…free…concise.  We hope to have something for everyone in it. This show is all about transparency, e.g. seeing the owners as real people and not the corporate bigwigs you assume they are.

So I implore all of you to destroy your TV, cancel your cable, and stop asking stupid questions about elephants. 

Join us Jan 2009.

Our team had a ton of laughs and the guys were awesome to chat with.

We’re really excited about the move since it’s in a great area and we actually get to design and decorate the inside ourselves. Dave’s been going crazy taking pictures for around the office and we’re all working double time to get all the equipment set up and still maintain some productivity!

Let’s just say…I don’t understand how companies with 500+ people do it!

Also – big monopoly companies suck. There’s not many choices for good Internet connections in our area and the big companies know it – and use it as an excuse to drag their feet and raise their rates. Jerks.

Anyway, again, we apologize for the general lack of life around here, but the move should be finished up by the end of the month and things can get back to normal!

Go ahead and talk amongst yourselves. I’ll give you a topic.

The peanut is neither a pea, nor a nut. Discuss…